The Twistin' Tarantulas

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I'm On The Road
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I'M ON THE ROAD
by Pistol Pete Midtgard

Telephone rings at 12:15
Are you gonna stay? Do you want the room cleaned?
Well, thank you, Ma'am, but that ain't the plan
I gotta wash my ass and I gotta get in the van
I'm on the road, I'm on the road

Grand Slam, Southern Slam, Moons Over My Hammy
Coffee is weak and the food is bland
The band van looks like a big ass trash can
But look at me, Mom, I'm in a Rock-n-Roll band
I'm on the road, I'm on the road

Chorus:
Well, the road is long and week after week
You got so many low money promises to keep
And miles to go before you sleep
But home ain't where my heart has ever been
Soon as I'm back, I can't wait to go again
Now, it don't matter where I'm going
It only matters where I've been

Every night is like Saturday night
And every day is like Sunday afternoon
Truck stop tapes are $4.99
And Conway Twitty, he shore sings fine
I'm on the road, I'm on the road

Beautiful scenery, America's a great place
Another town, another not-so-pretty face
But as long as there's a road that's paved
Gonna roll on down it 'til they put me in my grave
I'm on the road, I'm on the road

Chorus

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Track Names	Lyrics
1. Opus of El Destroyo (instrumental)	hum along
2. Never Do It Again	sing along
3. Sole Survivor	sing along
4. I'm The Boy	sing along
5. Chateau Eau De Ghetto	sing along
6. Hidden Tragedy	sing along
7. I Got A Bad Habit Or Two	sing along
8. The Cage	sing along
9. Birthday Suit	sing along
10. (You Look Like A) Hundred Bucks	sing along
11. It's True	sing along
12. I'm On The Road	sing along
13. (You Must Be) Sniffin' Glue	sing along
14. The Keys To The Kingdom	sing along
15. El Destroyo	sing along

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Track Names	Lyrics
1.) Welcome To Our Underworld	sing along
2.) Two Dogs In the Street	sing along
3.) The Morning Mirror	sing along
4.) She's Evil	sing along
5.) Ballad Of The Midnight Ballerina	sing along
6.) Just When I Thought I'd Seen It All	sing along
7.) Roughneck	sing along
8.) Hurricane Love	sing along
9.) The Creep Manifesto	sing along
10.) It's Time To Feed "The Bear"	sing along
11.) Barroom Confidential	sing along
12.) In The Arena	sing along
13.) Lighthouse	sing along
14.) Kiss The Ring Of "The Man"	sing along

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Track Names	Lyrics
1.) Let's Go	sing along
2.) Greased Lightnin'	sing along
3.) White Trash Express	sing along
4.) Decision	sing along
5.) Alexandria	sing along
6.) Snake In The Grass	sing along
7.) Rebelina	sing along
8.) Blue Ball Blues	sing along
9.) Takin' You Down Tonight	sing along
10.) Ain't Got All Night	sing along
11.) Theme Song	sing along
12.) Ace Of Spades	sing along

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